May 2013
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
brandoncargoshortsdavis:
nicklugo:
i love girls i love boobs and butts and how nice they smell and legs and nice hair and soft skin girls rock
This guy likes the way butts smell
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
idcau:
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
I'd rather be weird as fuck than be boring as...
sodamnrelatable:
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
babebraham:
Do you ever wish you could unread a book or unwatch a movie/tv show just so you could go back and experience it all again as if it were brand new
