SERIOUSLY NO ONE NEEDS THIS MUCH APPLE JUICE.
IT’S HOLDING UP THE TAPE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF???
IT’S EVEN ON THE STEPS! NO ONE KNOWS THE STRUGGLE OF LIVING WITH SOMEONE THAT DRINKS NOTHING BUT APPLE PISS.
do you live with dave strider?
The possibility of that is extremely high.
Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.
GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.
ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE.
Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.
People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport.
While we are dancing, we have to:
- turn out our feet
- hyper extended our knees
- tuck our buts under
- flatten our stomach
- close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
- shoulders are down and back
- elbows are lifted
- hands and fingers are soft
- neck is long
- use proper head movements
ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS
You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.
People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”
when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things
AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL
SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT
Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.
ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok
dude don’t you ever talk shit about ballerinas my grandma, my mom and all her sisters were ballerinas and my grandma did the swan river or something on her mere tips in balance and she was hardcore. In some ballet school my ma told me they hit you hard with a wood ruler if the tips on your feet weren’t pointing and i’ve been going to ballet classes and i swear the pique’s, releve’s in all possible positions require so much strenght i can’t believe they haven’t kicked me out of the class
Quick, someone find that video of that ballerina who danced with the knives on her shoes
I miss this show
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
when someone posts an unpopular opinion i agree with
What most people think causes homelessness:
- Poor money management
What actually causes homelessness:
- a racist criminal justice system
- the ‘war on drugs’
- health care and insurance costs
- the current federal minimum wage
- bankers being assholes
- no federal law protecting paid parental leave
Yes, Congressman Steve Stockman of Texas tweeted this new campaign bumper sticker yesterday.
There’s not enough side-eye in the WHOLE WORLD for this.
I’m pro-choice but I am now also pro-babies-being-born-with-guns
A sign every artist and crafter should have on their site and window.
When I get my site up and running I’m putting this on the Commission/Payment page.
trashbaghoe asked: EWWWW I THOUGHT I WAS GOING 2 FOLLOW U BUT UR BLACK DDDDD:
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.