lopunny:

someone tell me why i don’t have heart shaped pupils and pink eyes smh

stuffandsundry:

eff-word:

kuttithevangu:

purified-zone:

kuttithevangu:

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

aoristiandariostis:

triss19:

brunz:

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

the comment section is a gift 

It keeps going

agent-of-empathy:

Who is the Dumbass who decided we should stop calling medicine “potions” and “elixirs”

bella-reed:

you know, it’s a fan theory but it’s goose and i’m rooting for her 

shakescene:

when welcome to night vale said: “Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”

shiftyarchfey:

shiftyarchfey:

A goblin calling for the hunt

Also, people reblogging one post and not this one which is the first instance of this wondeful goblin chanting on film is a crime

autumnj0y:

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

jumpyhyliannetop:

saber-chan:

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life